Short Films

We make short films because we love filmmaking. Also, we don't have any funding for our feature films. These films are all extremely low budget. Happy viewing. If you have any comments, we'd love to hear your thoughts.

Goat Love Hurts (So Good)

Bob is a goat farmer who loves his goat a little too much. Is it wrong to dress your goat in a tu-tu and ball gag?

Yes. Yes, it is.

View Goat Love Hurts (So Good) here

Herbal Gardens 2: Getting Medieval

Learn how the English tradition of beheading every third person in London makes for some beautiful gardens.

View Herbal Gardens 2 here

Suck Science

What is a theory? Is gravity real? How tasty are flapjacks made from the eggs of a Mexican beaded lizard? Why are there so many questions in this video description?

View Suck Science here.

Death's Pajamas

When Death gets laid, it throws his entire day out of whack. Spend a day in the life of the Grim Reaper in this Salty Underpants tribute to legendary Swedish filmmaker Ingmar Bergman.

View Death's Pajamas here.

The Catholic Testicles

When are smashed testicles a blessing? When you're a devout Catholic and don't want to have any more children.

View The Catholic Testicles here.

Goat Guevara and the Sweetest Teat

Cows are fascist bastards. Veteran goat farmers Bob and Dale discuss their love of goats and their hatred of cows as they plot revenge against the Bovine Agrofascist Conspiracy.

View Goat Guevara and the Sweetest Teat here.

Herbal Gardens Episode 1: Natural Fertilizer

Imagine an HGTV show that features a host with a mustache that belongs in gay porn, and you've got "Herbal Gardens with Herb Kruschev."

View Herbal Gardens Episode 1 here.

We have several more shorts in various stages of production. Keep checking back here to see the latest Salty Underpants Films.